Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 08, 2020

It’s a premium herd.

It takes Rottweilers to manage them.

When I was young and newly wed an insurance salesman used the line “What will happen to your lovely wife if you died?”

I replied, “As you say, she is lovely. She will have no problem finding a new husband.”

Hungry Rottweilers and Dobermans would be much better at the job.

Australian Agent Dogs?

There is a herd of evangelicals going around that I could use the dogs help with.

Insurance salesmen? What era is this?

Knocked into sheep.

All salesmen wear glasses?

Herd them over a cliff.

The Insurance Industry keeps coming up with creative ways to sell us on the need to bet that something terrible is about to happen.

The best Insurance Policy available is actually free for the taking if we only behave as we all know we should.

I remembering watching a group of men dressed in suits, marching in formation and doing stunts/tricks with their briefcases, but I cannot remember (and neither Google or YouTube aren’t helping) what they were called.

Thank you @digital frog for cuing my memory. It was the Fred Hill Briefcase Team. They were in the Macy’s parade (and may still be) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKpkD-L75YQ

Border Collies ♥