Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for August 12, 2021

They’re gonna be sore in 40 years or so when composite club shafts become a thing.

I thought that was an art exhibit!

“And that’s just the first hole!”

I thought they only had wooden shafts back then. If they can wrap a club around a tree with a swing, a 1500 yd drive shouldn’t be a problem. One time golfing, I was getting ready to drive from the red (women’s) tees. A couple guys kept yelling that’s the women’s tees. After a few minutes I yelled back—I know. It’s my 2nd shot! :-)

They don’t show you the downside until you pay your dues…

Best golf game I ever watched was Gert Forbe vs. Sean Connery in “Goldfinger”! AND, after the match was over, Oddjob gave new meaning to the phrase, “ballbreaker”!

“Besides which, they’re all insanely tall freaks! Just picture how long those clubs are when they’re straight!”

Club Rules: Find an unused spot on a tree. Stand facing East, and begin wrapping from the right, bending in a counter-clockwise direction, no fewer than six inches from the last, and no more than eight…

Notice Nancy dressing for the cold?

Great for the equipment manufacturers.