Close to Home by John McPherson for September 17, 2020

Man that gal has a set of lungs on her. Just thinking of doing that for a eight hour shift makes my chest hurt.

Surprised she doesn’t pass out from all of the huffing and puffing. Seems like as better job for The Big Bad wolf.

Lucy and Ethel should breeze thru this job.

Um…she’s unclear on the subject — that’s not what her boyfriend wanted.

She is literally working at a blow job! LOL!!!

She had better look out. She could lose her job to a hair dryer.

She’s literally a blowhard.

I learned a neat trick with Birthday candle. Take any birthday cards you get and whip them back and forth over the candles. More sanitary especially nowadays.

Get Dhalsim on this….oh wait

It’s Thursday and we should probably check on cartoon boy to see if he and Bleeb are finished re-paintin’ my garage… or we could just continue on with entertainin’ ourselves!

Here’s sump’n to ponder… Let’s say you suffer from Paranoia, so you go to a bookstore to buy a book about it, and you ask the guy behind the counter: “pardon me, but do you have any books on Paranoia?” And the guy says: “they’re right behind you”……… would you look?

With her seniority Mary was able to land this new job, it sure was a step up from the exploding cigar department.

Must….fight….urge…to…make..inappropriate…..comment. AAArrrrrgh!

Clearly a pre-Covid job.

She’s got a talent….

Wonder how they pack them.

Is a song by The Hollies or The Police appropriate here?

Better than the bomb testing job Bugs Bunny had.

This job discriminates against asthmatics. We must burn the factory down now and loot everything in the surrounding twelve blocks

Pre-lit trick candles is gonna be a problem.

Ustacould…sigh