Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 05, 2020

Wear a mask.

Draw yourself out of it, Dave! And take young squirrel Ralph with you…

Neither Father Time nor Mother Nature takes any prisoners.

Now when I look in the mirror I wonder who that grey haired woman is that’s looking at me.

And then you get on the scale and it displays “One at a time, please.”

Every now and then I get sucked into one of those websites that got my attention with a curious picture. The other day it happened and I clicked “next” for 20 minutes before giving up on seeing the story that got me there in the first place. Lesson of the story is – Never click those attention grabbers at the bottom of a page.

I found I look better if I don’t wash it.

Young Dave was pretty hot, but Old Dave’s got all the right moves.

H.A.L. has come back to haunt Dave.

There are at least 50 sheets of paper behind that one…

I loathe those click-bait ads…

“When you are younger, you’ll wish you’re older

Then when you’re older, you’ll wish for time to turn around

Don’t let your wonder turn into closure

When you get older, when you get older…."

—Ben Platt

When I look in the mirror, I wonder where my glasses are, and then remember that the surgery eliminated the need for them, sort of…