Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 16, 2020

Hang on Foopy, Foopy hang on..

No, that was Sloopy.

“Yes, but if you’re scared of tiny, ugly circus ponies…”

Tiny Circus Pony Clown Puppets; now that’s a terrifying nightmare!

Back to the drawing board, Agnes!

It sounds like one needs a prescription for ED. “Yeah Doc, you got anything for ‘foopy’?”

Her persistence in the absence of verifiable results is inspiring. The problem is whom it’s inspiring …

Oooh Foopy…my dog had that once and he wouldn’t stop scratching.

Mind-numbing fear comes in many forms. Sometimes it’s triggered by prosaic things, like the date April 15.

“Hey, Doc, after a fight with Agnes, I’ve developed this ‘Foopy Disc’…”

The eighth dwarf?

Just spell it “Fu Pei” and you’re good to go.

(According to Google, “fu pei” translates to “blessing match,” so maybe that’s something you can work with.)

“I told you, one day, when I’m rich, you’re going to have a job with me. And now that we have a winning solution to our problems, you’re still going to have that job - but you’re not going to work in the advertising department."

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- Ralph Kramden to Ed Norton, after Norton suggests that, to get Mr. Marshall’s help to market Alice’s delicious homemade appetizer (which later turns out to be canned dog food), the product should be named “Kramden’s Delicious Marshall.”

Some people just aren’t cut out for advertising.

♫ Everybody was Foopy Fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning. ♫