Close to Home by John McPherson for September 21, 2020

Hon run down to the nearest burger joint and get me a double cheese burger and a side of fries.

I always read the side effects on medications.

Funny, but I’ve always found hospital cafeteria food to be very good. Now, food served to a patient is another matter!!

Real organ food served here!

I once heard a comedian describe hospitalization as “a vacation at a very expensive resort where the chef just quit.”

The side effects helps you forget about your illness.

It may also cause you and your spouse to soak in separate bathtubs at the beach and/or give you the urge to jaywalk.

You Don’t want to know about the Lima Beans.

Jello with every meal!

The side-effects wouldn’t be a problem if the hospital didn’t make the meatloaf with dog food.

Never order hamburger, meatloaf, or sausage in a hospital cafeteria. :-o

Hospital meatloaf??? Pass.

May cause you to see little, yellow aliens.

Meatloaf makes animals of us all. Just put the brown gravy on it. That’s the antidote.

You can’t say that you were not warned…….

“Honey, everything thing else sounded to much like… body parts! The choices were: “Spare Ribs”, “Finger Foods”, “Rump Roast”, “Pork Butt”, “Baby-Back Ribs”, “Lady Fingers”, “Manwich”… so quit yer complainin’, roll the dice, and eat that meatloaf!”

Welcome back John and Bleeb! Hilarious, as usual!

Oooh delusions!!! I prefer the ones with grandeur

Don’t drink the water!!

Looks more like a meat bundt cake.

Wait till he gets to the fruitcake list.

I hate it when side effects are worse than what you’re being treated for!

My favorite: Do not eat meatloaf if you are allergic to meatloaf!

Just like at home!