Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 06, 2011
April 28, 2011
May 13, 2011
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! This week: "Close Call" God-Man, having assumed his secret identity, MILTON BAXTER, is at work at the Daily Times. Boss: BAXTER! Fire at Oak and 34th! Get on it! God-Man: Right away, Chief! God-Man: Perhaps I can do more good if I arrive on the scene as God-Man! Woman: There goes that milksop Baxter. You know, I never see him and God-Man at the same time. I wonder... Woman: Maybe if I follow him, I can get the scoop of the year! Woman: He's walking into that supply closet! Could it be...? Woman: Milton...? God-Man: ! Woman: Are you in here? What's this?! Could God-Man's secret be revealed? God-Man will have to think fast to get out of this one! BOOM And so, on a terrestrial planet 596 light-years from Earth... God-Man: I'll just warm up some amino acids and wait a few billion years. And THIS time, I'll lock the door!
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ickymungmung over 13 years ago
Gods do the darndest things!
mrsullenbeauty over 13 years ago
Never follow anyone into a supply closet: the fate of billions could be in your hands.
riley05 over 13 years ago
And God-man, this time could you explain how we can see stars billions of light-years away, even though the universe is only 6000 years old?
That way your fundie followers won’t look so stupid.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
oops! that just earned you a one-way ticket to hell, anthony! don’t you DARE question the validity of the thumpers’ doctrine
Tommy1733 over 13 years ago
Turtles all the way down!!
marktrail59 over 13 years ago
The folding chair is a nice touch.
pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago
As told in the Book of Repititions.
riley05 over 13 years ago
Heh, Nighthawks, you remind me of the clueless fundie christians who are unable to grasp the concept that threatening an atheist with hell can’t possibly have the desired effect.
yumitori over 13 years ago
Can Ghod make a reporter nosy enough even he can’t avoid their snooping?
pumaman over 13 years ago
He was just looking for an excuse to start over!
Grover Premium Member over 13 years ago
It seems like there might have been an easier way to resolve that dilemma. But then again, I don’t what it’s like to be God!
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
Well, there’s this group up in the northeast saying that May 21st ,2011 is the day of reckoning. I’ll be on the beach in Gulf Shores on that day, so I hope that won’t be held against me.
pbarnrob over 13 years ago
^Then again, there’s another bunch that swears that “Rapture Happened. Nobody Left!”
Don’t miss Vince Bugliosi’s new book; he puts them both in the dustbin.
MisngNOLA over 13 years ago
pb, I thought bugs had passed on. I may have to go back and read Helter Skelter again too…