Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 06, 2011

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! This week: "Close Call" God-Man, having assumed his secret identity, MILTON BAXTER, is at work at the Daily Times. Boss: BAXTER! Fire at Oak and 34th! Get on it! God-Man: Right away, Chief! God-Man: Perhaps I can do more good if I arrive on the scene as God-Man! Woman: There goes that milksop Baxter. You know, I never see him and God-Man at the same time. I wonder... Woman: Maybe if I follow him, I can get the scoop of the year! Woman: He's walking into that supply closet! Could it be...? Woman: Milton...? God-Man: ! Woman: Are you in here? What's this?! Could God-Man's secret be revealed? God-Man will have to think fast to get out of this one! BOOM And so, on a terrestrial planet 596 light-years from Earth... God-Man: I'll just warm up some amino acids and wait a few billion years. And THIS time, I'll lock the door!