The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 24, 2020

I guess someone couldn’t wait to be seated.

Charlie used to work at another restaurant where one of the options was Regular Breakfast.

Clean up at table 6.

wonder if there are any lincoln incontinentals out in the parking lot…

Stayed in a hotel in Egypt that should have had those signs. I actually lost weight on an all inclusive holiday.

Go to the right when you have to eat and run. Or is it eat on the run?

I notice that the maintenance guy is pushing a mop bucket toward the incontinental breakfast area. I’m guessing there has been a horrible accident or several?

It’s a sh*tty job, but someone’s gotta do it.

“Bad news, Jay, we have the Spastic Colon people on Line One…Can you hold? Oh, you CAN’T.” – The Critic

It’s something daring, Incontinental,

A way of dancing that’s really ‘entre nous’.

It’s very subtle, Incontinental,

Because it does what you don’t want to do.

…Don’t even hafta rewrite the sumbitch much, really… (evil grin)

If you’re not inContinental does that mean you’re at sea?

GROAN *

Thanks for another discontinuous joke!

No you didn’t!

That place has gotten so many rave reviews that it’s both #1 and #2 on the Top Ten lists.

What, a leaky continental?

The Great Incontinent Divide?

That left handed wave looks insulting.

Those who can’t wait to be seated go to the right.

Do any of you really understand the joke? Does no one know what incontinent means?

Incontinence hotline—please hold.

no, just incontinent patrons.