Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 04, 2020

Saved this one until after our election day, hmm?

Much!

“Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”

― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

The reason why building codes require sprinkler systems in all government buildings.

There would be a lot of nervous politicians (both sides).

We can picture your “warm” feelings for poor Walt, Aunty!

But you’re not wearing pants, Aunty. So we’ll never know.

Think about the overworked firemen in Washington!

The world population would be a whole lot smaller

Walt’s pants are always on fire for his sexy bride.

State capitals would be visible from every county.

Thats why I always carry lighter fluid and matches with me.

Skirts too, Aunty… ㋡

Guess we’d be seeing MUCH more of Trump than we’d want to…..eeewww! ;-)

We would all be halfnaked. And totally blind.

You’d have to wear asbestos underwear.

It would be easier to make decisions come election time, that’s for sure.

I would be ready with a bag of marshmallows and a sharp stick.

Amusing! Very amusing!!!

No more than they deserve.

xxx

And if their noses were longer than a telephone wire [per the Castaways].

… and you could use innocent, little white lies to just keep warm all winter, without scorching you? I ’d give it a shot!

God, I’d hate to see Trump in hot pants.

trump would have to buy SEVERAL new pairs of pants

Well, it would increase fire fighters jobs in D.C, so between that and the 10,00 lawyers, our “Dear Leader” has “solved” the unemployment problem