And I thought how I met my spouse was off! A friend of mine… wanted to turn me off from men… so I could be her second wife. Her plan was to introduce me to all the odd balls on campus.
One I could have sworn was going to be a serial killer… he was That creepy. One was a big burly biker with a three wheeled motorcycle. One wouldn’t let anyone touch his truck… and if you did he would wipe it clean with a cloth diaper. And one was a want-to-be cowboy… and I had more experience with horses and cows than him!
BTW… one of those four was a TA (Teacher’s Assistant) to the hardest Calculus Teacher on campus… and listened to classical music while he graded the papers for the teacher! I didn’t stand a chance of not falling in love!!
I met my wife at the Opthamalogical Hospital … I kept my eye on her.
Actually, that’s a true story. I was there to arrange for cataract surgery on my right eye and she was checking on the welfare of one of her clients – she was a Trabajadora Social for a mining conglomerate and the miner had sustained an eye injury.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 4 years ago
And the wedding toast was made with…..Gatorade.
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
And I thought how I met my spouse was off! A friend of mine… wanted to turn me off from men… so I could be her second wife. Her plan was to introduce me to all the odd balls on campus.
One I could have sworn was going to be a serial killer… he was That creepy. One was a big burly biker with a three wheeled motorcycle. One wouldn’t let anyone touch his truck… and if you did he would wipe it clean with a cloth diaper. And one was a want-to-be cowboy… and I had more experience with horses and cows than him!
BTW… one of those four was a TA (Teacher’s Assistant) to the hardest Calculus Teacher on campus… and listened to classical music while he graded the papers for the teacher! I didn’t stand a chance of not falling in love!!
Zykoic about 4 years ago
Honeymoon at Walmart.
littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago
I wonder how they decorated the wedding pizza?
Larrycleve about 4 years ago
That suit looks uncomfortable with the tail feathers sticking out. I guess it’s better than something else sticking out. Shoe has the right idea.
donwalter about 4 years ago
rim shot…
Linguist about 4 years ago
I met my wife at the Opthamalogical Hospital … I kept my eye on her.
Actually, that’s a true story. I was there to arrange for cataract surgery on my right eye and she was checking on the welfare of one of her clients – she was a Trabajadora Social for a mining conglomerate and the miner had sustained an eye injury.
Mediatech about 4 years ago
I found a million dollar baby, in a five and ten cent store – Bobby Darin
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
I give it 24 hours.
oakie817 about 4 years ago
slurpees on the house!