Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 21, 2020

Twitterus Facebookus — or was that a Harry Potter magic spell?

That’s because the Caeset Salad.

Well, he was an honorable man.

“Friends, Romans and Countrymen, lend me your Twitter feed.”

Don’t just stand there. Die already.

Oh you Brute.

Oh joy! /s

Twitter will already bury him, not praise him.

I’m guessing they missed all the vital organs.

And the youtube video is going viral.

I’m not sure how to use that new hashtag…

but I’ll take a stab at it.

What a Brute.

When Brutus offered Caesar some aspirin he said “I already et tu.”

Ain’t that a kick in the head.

So other than the stabbing pain in your back, how was your weekend?

You Brute.

I don’t get it. Caesar was stabbed many times by several people. That’s why he said et tu, which means “and you?” to Brutus. In this strip that hasn’t happened so no reason for him to have said et tu.

They smillin in your face. All the time they want to take your place. The Back Stabbers! O-Jays.