Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 03, 2020

Nowadays, he’s TirederMan.

PWD Projectile Web Disorder

Now we know why he’s in reruns.

With great power comes great websponsibility. Dang. It not comes so quick no more.

Spittleman, Spittleman, can’t do what he used to can.

Peter B. Parker better be laying off those pizzas.

After a while webs go limp….

The blue pill won’t work.

Flomax.

. o O ( I swear, that’s never happened before )

Is there a little blue pill for that?

Needs some Viwebra.

…and that’s his one shot for the week.

Consult with WebMD.

I’ve often wondered why we older folks don’t have middle aged heroes to root for. I’d love to see them try to fit into their uniforms at 50. Heck, Clark Kent might really need glasses by then. And, how would Batman’s mask fit over glasses, esp if he’s one of us who can’t wear contacts.

The book Im reading now is Superfolks by Robert Mayer

Being a middle aged superhero isn’t easy, but it sure is funny

Good book, I read it over 40 years ago and lost it along the way but only recently bought it again

He is losing his edge.

It gets worse Spidey.

In most canons, the web shooter isn’t part of his body….

Black webbing? He should have that checked.

Just wait till your 60s.

It looks like Spiderman is experiencing projectile dysfunction.

He has shrunk too. And gained weight.

HHAHAHAHA!!!!

They make pills for that