Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 25, 2020

There are floats in parades too.

There’s no hope.

the root beer will float ?

He’s got all the SCUBA gear he needs.

While it’s called a “root beer float,” only the ice cream is floating. The root beer is still in the bottom of the glass.

soon it’ll be a float in the drink…

If it was me, that ice cream and the cherry would have been gone a long time ago.

LOL! This is a funny one! :-)

Who has a rootbeer float with a cherry?

Coke floats are better.

Sundae, his ship will come…

I have never seen a root beer float with a cherry, so I missed the “Joke.”

I guess we’ll test that theory whether you’re a float or not.

Too bad consuming it wouldn’t help him float.