Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 03, 2020

I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.

But he’d be perfect as a major league team mascot.

I was going to be a Nobel-Prize-winning physicist, or a champion NBA player, or a famous movie star, or a cowboy, or a fireman. But I decided it wasn’t for me.

So far, reaching my goal of being the best mediocre person ever.

If you don’t keep your goals within reach, what good are they?

Considering how goofy you look in a red shirt…

Is he a malpractice salesman?

Looks are important…..

You’re in good hands with Bert.

I was going to be a psychiatrist but 2 things stopped me

I never would have made it through medical school, and I may be crazier than most of the people I would have treated

That is why I didn’t get a job as a school cafeteria worker.

A C- in Organic Chemistry didn’t help his Med school application any, either.