Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 29, 2020

He knows that’s Phoebe, who already saw his face. He had nothing to lose, unless he upgraded to a new, even humbler face.

Aww man! We missed a good look at the Lord’s face!

That trick probably works with hiccups as well :-)

Wonder if beforehand anycorn ever said “Don’t worry, LSH doesn’t bite.”.

Bwaah, OMG, she said “BWAAA!” Woot!

I wondered how long Dana was going to leave her hanging.

So that’s what they mean when they say “Bite me”.

It’s good to have a friend with their own bush.

Marigold’s going to come back and exclaim to Phoebe “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ME !!!”

This old trick always works.

An appropriately humble solution.

They say it hurts less if you aren’t thinking about it.

Oh… I thought that when she broke free from the branch she landed on his horn…

I really like Lord Splendid Humility.

Marigold would be appalled.

What some guys will do for a piece of tail! :D

Now, young Phoebe, you will pay attention to your surroundings when you frolic. Also, the expression in the third panel is the best.

Now THAT was FUNNY!!!!!

Why didn’t he use his telekinesis instead of his teeth?

Often those who ask for help end up with a sore tale to tell…