The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 06, 2020

Go for it , Ed.

Not particularly Grateful, is she?

Little lady has a bone to pick with you!!

At the bottom of the Zombie Land bungee jump are dogs eagerly waiting for anything the jumpers lose.

If he only had a brain…

sounds like boredom is killing her…

No, but your really dead!

Moot point.

Those are my neighbours.

Then get busy living or get busy dying

“Lazy Bones”

Sweetheart, can’t you see I’m reading the obits. How can I know that I’m still dead if I don’t see myself in the obits?

Wait til I finish my coffee and read the morning newspaper….said the half dead one 8 years ago….

Edward Hopper painting on this subject:

https://i.postimg.cc/gjNBhsX5/edward-hopper-room-in-new-york-1932.jpg

So whaddya wanna do tonight, Marty?

Things just haven’t been the same since he left Iron Maiden.

She wants to risk life and limb. Or is it limb and life?

It’d probably cost them an arm and a leg.

She already collected his death insurance, now she wants to collect on the loss of limb clause.

I am reminded of a documentary I watched (sorry, I disremember the title) about folks who do base-jumping, flying suits, etc. One of them said "There’s a moment in every jump where yoy stand at the edge and ask yourself ‘Is this jump worth dying for?’ Then you say “yes”, and jump!"

The finished film covered 3 jumpers. When they’d started a year earlier, there were 5………..

Do you want some “Life” cereal with your coffee dear?

Why does she bother to wear an apron?

We need an excuse to be this way.

I went sky diving, I went Rocky Mountain climbing, I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu…

WARNING: Beware of the first derivative of acceleration. You look well done.

Is she dead right or dead wrong?

They have the advantage of not needing to social distance.

You want to feel alive, you want risk… attend a Rose Garden nomination announcement!

The tensile stress of Bungee jumping would probably rip you both to shreds