Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 24, 2020

I like that…..Alien Defense Plan.

And… he forgot to turn on the fan! Half the ship is sick… and another quarter are dead!!!!!

Well, that’s ONE benefit of growing old!

Their notorious probing [ahem!] might have sped things up.

Your mission was to boldly go to the bathroom.

I could think of several things I could say. By bathroom humor is not my style. Plus it would have to be fitting/proper to be on this “page”.

One would think that taking aliens so long to get here would give them a little more patience.

Needed a younger abductee….

I wonder if aliens have ever tried to abduct anyone 650 lbs +???

So now we know how to defend ourselves against an alien invasion.

We will never know how many lives have been saved with long bathroom stints

This, too, shall pass…with a little Ex-Lax.

I had a date once like that.

Nice to know I’ll be safe.