Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 08, 2020

Yoda runs for office !

Makes as much sense as any other campaign speech these days.

I was surprised how hard it was to read his words as written without my brain automatically correcting them.

“He’s perfect! I’m definitely voting for him!” :-)

Word salad is word salad, no matter how you toss it.

Lawrence Welk’s cue card reading.

Kinda like those two debaters dodging questions last nite!

Finally, a politician who can read! Doesn’t comprehend the words, abut at lease he can read them!

He is speaking Yoda.

BLah blah blah blaaah

Biden in action……

Sounds like a typical tRump text.

that’s what happens when you try to speak without having your covfefe first

Read my lips: no new syntaxes.

Hey, lighten up… Biden can’t help it if he can only talk with a teleprompter.

Looks like Sleepy, Creepy Joe!

Unmmm…nope