Close to Home by John McPherson for November 08, 2020

Hey guy let Bleeb go first. If you don’t when you hit the water there won’t be a pool left.

Hold my beer and watch this

Saw it in a cartoon years ago. Tag line; “I can only do it once!”

I’d just call it “$%&@ for brains.”

He needs a blow up shark in the pool.

I call it “Get the video camera, we’re about to go viral!”

I’ve seen variations of this on World’s Dumbest. Never turn out well.

Love Bleeb!

Voted “Patient Of The Year” five times by the American Association of Orthopaedic Surgeons!

Bet Bleeb nails it…

Bleeb’s a biker!

There comes a time in everyone’s life when they realize that “saving for the future” or “stunting your growth” is not a good reason for not “going for it”. There comes a time when the future is now. All that stuff you were going to do someday? Now is the DAY!

No matter how old men may be, they can always be immature!

No one has their smartphone out recording this. Isn’t AFV a still around?

That’s not mid life; nor is it puberty. That’s called Death Wish….

Fake comic! I don’t see a car up on blocks.

That looks more like Pre-pubescent behavior to me.

After Puberty most guys have a lot of respect for the idea of protecting the Family Jewels.

My nephew got on “America’s Funniest Videos” for a stunt like this, except he launched into the air over a pond. The ramp broke at the top as he launched, throwing him off the bike, and he and the bike traveled about ten feet through the air, before they crashed down in the pond. It was dramatic.

The old women are adults but men are kids cliche.

I was gonna have my favorite fun today, with the jivin’ and the pokin’ fun at Bleeb, and the blah-blah-blah what’s that smell, blah-blah-blah weird yellow bug, blah-blah-blah oop, never mind somebody squashed it, blah-blah-blah squashing it made it worse, blah-blah-blah diversion humor.

But dang it, I just wanna see sump’n awesome today! I really wanna see somebody jump that dang pool!

Because… you just know that’s gonna leave a mark!

(and in Bleeb’s case, maybe a stink!) シ

And this is what they call, “jumping the shark”

Jumping the shark, 2020 style.

He should have done this pre-breeding.

Is country music playin’ in the background?

Dang it! Fuel gauge is busted! Anyone got a match so I can see how much gas I got?

Little bleeb is ready to ride .

Fire that bad boy up!!!!

Devolved Keneval …

Bleeb should be wearing the helmet he had on the day before.

Men stop having puberty six months after they die