Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 17, 2020

Gnaw …

Oh, OUCH !!

" Ya know, a pal o mine joined an early morning outdoor yoga classes. He was never seen again. "

Oh snap! I’m talking to my other end!

Actually worms eat their way OUT of apples.

Lips, my least favorite part of a worm.

Rubes doesn’t usually have puns. Boring!

That’s exactly what it was doing. Boring

It was more interesting when the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar did it.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm!

Employees at one of Musk’s companies?

Tell me the story about the apple and your half-brother."

I got a story to tell, about an early bird….

She needs to do something about her drinking before she fins herself at the bottom of a Mezcal bottle.

PFFT! If you can’t eat your way all the way through a watermelon, I don’t want to hear it, loser.

he’s just trying to worm his way into her affection…