Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 11, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  about 4 years ago

    Prices for pumpkins has been shockingly low this year. But I have been looking for Ghost Pumpkins! Should go well with all the new grey and white trim the managers have done to this place. The orange ones would stand out! ;)

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    Tigressy  about 4 years ago

    Will he be named Gene soon enough? (Hint: middle name Wesley)

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Now you’re going to leave me with one eye opened? Humfp!

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    Really knows how to squash a smart-ass.

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    P51Strega  about 4 years ago

    Next she’ll cut your nose out to spite your face.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 4 years ago

    I hear the “Psycho shower scene” music when I read this …!

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    ChessPirate  about 4 years ago

    “If you don’t put it down, I’m gonna blow my top! I’ve got the guts to do it!”

    [Carve! Carve! Slice! Slice! Scoop! Scoop!]

    “Hmm, I guess I don’t have the guts to do it…”

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    PO' DAWG  about 4 years ago

    Oh marvelous! Another punkin head that’s “woke”

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    listmom  about 4 years ago

    Or…in Lil’s case, she could put someone’s eye IN.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 4 years ago

    good thing you didn’t mention “spilling your guts” not to Lil anyway

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