Skunks don’t stink unless they’ve sprayed recently. I used to work the graveyard shift at a call center and on breaks would walk around the building. I would see skunks out hunting bugs all the time. Sometimes I wouldn’t notice one till I was just a few feet away, couldn’t smell them at all. Fortunately, the skunks knew the humans there would leave them alone so never sprayed anyone.
Well, apparently, Pepe Le Phew finally cornered a date. Now that I think of it, I suppose that whole cartoon character would be banned today. He probably crossed that fine line between persistence and stalking.
Completely disappointed! This would have been a perfect opportunity for Bleeb to have brought his new girl friend. The relationship was moving to fast maybe.
… and the Lord said: “you shall build a platform 7 cubits by 7 cubits, and you shall tie it to a rope, and you shall tie the rope to the Ark, and you shall pull it freely behind the Ark.” And Noah obeyed, and built the platform, tied it to a rope, and pulled it behind the Ark… with skunks on it. Thus, began “tubing” the lake… and it was good! The platform broke-up in the heavy wake caused by the Ark, and when Noah observed this, he saw one skunk clinging to a single board and one skunk on another board… and thus began water skiing. And it was good. And Noah said: Lord, the reason you see only three pigs is simple; originally, there were four… but you can’t have a day on the lake, water skiing and tubing, without a BBQ. And it was good!
I’ve smelled cows and I’ve smelled pigs, but what I haven’t smelled is a skunk that hasn’t sprayed (though I have been around them). The skunk raft probably smells much better than the ark.
onespiceybbw about 4 years ago
Awww….. :(
Farside99 about 4 years ago
That better be a loooooong rope.
zmech13 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Skunks don’t stink unless they’ve sprayed recently. I used to work the graveyard shift at a call center and on breaks would walk around the building. I would see skunks out hunting bugs all the time. Sometimes I wouldn’t notice one till I was just a few feet away, couldn’t smell them at all. Fortunately, the skunks knew the humans there would leave them alone so never sprayed anyone.
Qiset about 4 years ago
A repulsion powered boat!
davanden about 4 years ago
This is confusing. It looks like the raft is tethered to the bow.
Lady loves a joke about 4 years ago
But they’re cute little stinkers.
Yardley701 about 4 years ago
I don’t think that is very kind.
dv1093 about 4 years ago
Why DIDN’T Noah swat those 2 mosquitoes?
dv1093 about 4 years ago
What did the Zebra say to Noah? “Whaddaya mean alphabetical order?”
Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago
Don’t dunk the skunks.
Prey about 4 years ago
Why are there 3 yellow birds? and what looks like 3 pink pigs? Is this where gender fluidity started?
saltylife16 about 4 years ago
How many animals did Moses’s put on the Ark?
jbduncan about 4 years ago
See what continued fun we still have with mythology!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Well, apparently, Pepe Le Phew finally cornered a date. Now that I think of it, I suppose that whole cartoon character would be banned today. He probably crossed that fine line between persistence and stalking.
geese28 about 4 years ago
Oh yeah no AC nor febreeze back then
wirepunchr about 4 years ago
The original social distancing.
PO' DAWG about 4 years ago
Completely disappointed! This would have been a perfect opportunity for Bleeb to have brought his new girl friend. The relationship was moving to fast maybe.
iwontgiveit about 4 years ago
What do the lions eat?
Dobie Premium Member about 4 years ago
… and the Lord said: “you shall build a platform 7 cubits by 7 cubits, and you shall tie it to a rope, and you shall tie the rope to the Ark, and you shall pull it freely behind the Ark.” And Noah obeyed, and built the platform, tied it to a rope, and pulled it behind the Ark… with skunks on it. Thus, began “tubing” the lake… and it was good! The platform broke-up in the heavy wake caused by the Ark, and when Noah observed this, he saw one skunk clinging to a single board and one skunk on another board… and thus began water skiing. And it was good. And Noah said: Lord, the reason you see only three pigs is simple; originally, there were four… but you can’t have a day on the lake, water skiing and tubing, without a BBQ. And it was good!
comixbomix about 4 years ago
They seem to be waiting for Noah’s Shark…
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
That’s the ark’s exhaust.
P51Strega about 4 years ago
I’ve smelled cows and I’ve smelled pigs, but what I haven’t smelled is a skunk that hasn’t sprayed (though I have been around them). The skunk raft probably smells much better than the ark.
smorbie the great and beautiful about 4 years ago
Well, they got scared…..
tinstar about 4 years ago
Looks like the ark shrunk, in the rain.