If you don’t hurry up and find it, the librarian Christine will be all in a Rage. And procrastinating about it will just make the other librarian, Rose, Madder. Out of Desperation, you might actually try looking for it. But worrying about it will just give you Insomnia. In any case, your wallet will soon be Thinner.
eromlig about 4 years ago
The giant ants found It! God bless Them!
whahoppened about 4 years ago
Ask. They may not want it back!
pearlsbs about 4 years ago
Having to pay a fine for an overdue library book is not pennywise.
jreckard about 4 years ago
He left It at The Stand.
Kind&Kinder about 4 years ago
Cujo ate it!
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
it was probably stolen by the children of the corn…
LilyGilder about 4 years ago
I’ll bet Cujo ate it along with his homework.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago
He left it at the Overlook Hotel.
UmmeMoosa about 4 years ago
Look harder you may find ‘it’.
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
The joke was funny, and the comments are even funnier!
Darryl Heine about 4 years ago
Should have imitated the Joker…
distortion about 4 years ago
He will feel Misery if he has to pay that fine.
paul about 4 years ago
Don’t get CARRIEd away.
robcarroll1213 about 4 years ago
That kid is full of misery…
Cerabooge about 4 years ago
If you don’t hurry up and find it, the librarian Christine will be all in a Rage. And procrastinating about it will just make the other librarian, Rose, Madder. Out of Desperation, you might actually try looking for it. But worrying about it will just give you Insomnia. In any case, your wallet will soon be Thinner.
meherab about 4 years ago
Call the Library Policeman
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
You don’t understand, that’s the clown they send after you when the book doesn’t not come back on time.
meherab about 4 years ago
That will be the library calling the policeman