Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 18, 2020

You should see what’s in…..the ladies’ room.

Is that why the swamp in Washington DC stinks? They forgot their password. And now everything is backed up so to speak.

“Password must contain at least one of each – number, capitalized letter, and a symbol.” But to Flush… how do you pronounce “F^cTh1s$h*t”?

(Smirk!)

Ctrl-Alt-Delete

Then don’t flush.

That’s better than needing it to open the door when you’re really in a hurry

Every password needs to include the number 1 or number 2

It should be something simple, like, “go.”

Sounds like technology for its own sake.

It’s better than those automatic toilets that flush before you get a chance to see how you did. (Yeah, I know: “yech”.)

Now the toilet has crappy software, too.

And no password reset, please. And just accept the one I can actually remember.

Bet it uses No.2-factor authentication.

That sounds like the kind of toilet technology that would be found in Japan!

I hate those self-flushing toilets. They flush when they shouldn’t, and don’t flush when they should.

And the toilet company can analyze everything you leave there and sell the data to advertisers.

Oh, please, don’t give any more excuses not to flush!

And I thought it was bad when pay toilets came into existence!

Both #1 and #2 would probably work!

Does it have a USB outlet?

How about a password to raise the lid?