Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 20, 2020

Nanu Nanu is SO seventies.

Non-politicians don’t do “universal greeting of friendship” that includes touching. Wave. From 2 meters away.

Oh great. Now we got to deal with outer space viruses.

Question ? They say do a elbow bump in greeting , aslo they say to cough into your elbow, ?

The people should be wearing masks as well as avoiding the handshake. And social distancing.

Alien: COVID-nant

Never. Never was, and never should be. It’s awkward to do, and awkward to watch. I’ll say this again, and I’m not a rabid Trekkie: No greeting can beat the simplicity and sentiment of the Vulcan “Live long and prosper”.

we have a potus who believes in alien DNA so I think the alien viruses must already be here

Must be Republicans – none of them are wearing masks.

At least not until used been quarantined for a couple of weeks.

since 2020!!! runnnnnnn its only going to get worse!!!!

The reaction of the folks running away is reminiscent of how grownups used to react to meeting Casper the Friendly Ghost.

“A h – h – h – handshake!”