Close to Home by John McPherson for November 15, 2020

Did they get swapped out while she wasn’t there? Maybe she’s on Candid Camera.

She knows who it us.

Good grief! What happened to these guys?

It looks like Bleeb is quite aware of what’s going on here!

Come on Nurse Busybody. Give the stranger a break. He gets a little encouragement, but Mr Freeble will get the real thing. Besides, shut up ya buttinsky, I want to hear what happens next. Does anyone remember “Meet the Feebles”?

Your husband is the one with no slings.

….and I’m ready to give him his enema! ;o{

When she taps on the door he responds “friend or enema?” ;o]

She must be his ‘mummy’.

Mr Klerb isn’t complaining

Mmmmmmfftmmmfmfmtmfmt…. THATS!

Mfmfmtmfmtmfmmtmmfmfftft… I.V!

Mfmtmfmtmmmmmfttmmmft …NOT! Mmmmmmmmfmtmfmtmmmmm… ENEMA!!

Darn nurse! Bleeb wanted to hear what came next…..as well as Mr. Klerb.

I am sure that he appreciated the sentiment, though…….

What a terrible thing. How do you poop or pee or what happens if you have an itch. Yikes! And all that for skinned knee.

She saw the size of his catheter …

She should drizzle the chocolate sauce BEFORE the hot bath. he’s gonna need a good cleaning.

She meant the other Sugar Pants.

I wonder how a catheter works under those conditions?

I need a mrs freeble in my life

Ooops!

So, what’s the problem?

It could be the bandages, but, at first glance, neither one of them looks too enthusiastic over the prospect of the bath, or chocolate sauce!

Code Red to the room! Patient has had a heart attack!

I would die for that level of excitement. Okay, not quite die, but certainly sacrifice seriously.