Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 28, 2020

But we don’t need another Oregon, Eugene.

Can you guarantee it’s free of diseases? (Not so bad WILL? snerk)

Just south of Portland.

Is that store associated with So-So Will…or Average Will?

Looking a little Portandly there.

ROFL! That was hilarious!

“Sorry, but this Oregon is too damaged for us to take.”

My organ donor card lists me as a Wurlitzer.

Boring!

Oy

Not-So-Bad Will was the funnier part of this strip

Will am it.

Considering what has been happening in Portland, I doubt anyone will accept it as a return.

The one we have is fine; take it back.

Sorry, we have more than enough giant rectangles in the West.

We want Idaho to accept our Douglas County borders to form Greater Idaho. ; Eastern Washington State will be joining soon. We accept your Leadership style.