Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 14, 2020

He should have gone on the date with a pro…..

How to lose weight? Not just the weight of your wallet… but whatever food you were planning on buying with any cards you had in the wallet!

i had many dates with escape artists…

One of my sons married a good housekeeper. She kept the house after the divorce.

Apologies to Zsa Zsa Gabor’s estate.

You can get 25% off if you….

So Cosmo, what did you have for her to con you out of?

first cousin to scam…

Sort of like the rest of us for the last four years

Many women have told me I have the hands of a sculptor.

based on this definition we have thousands and thousands of artists in government in our country

Was she good.. worth the money? inquiring minds need to know

Shoe is the most clever comic going, thanks for your talents and wit

Our country is finally done dating it`s con artist.

So she was a politician?

Well, she’s still an artist.