Another Trump U grad goes west, uhhh north, to make his fortune.
Calvin might have missed the lesson about failing at business, but brand your name and then borrow from the underworld so you can be blackmailed and forever in debt to your foreign masters.
Just need to re-brand it from “Ice-Cold” to “Eco-Friendly” and it’ll be flying off the shelves…, ehh, sidewalk… Also charge $4.99, people will think they’re getting a better deal…
This winter-themed strip reminded me of a strip about two years ago where Calvin and Hobbes had been playing in the snow and Mom had made hot chocolate with marshmallows in for both Calvin and Hobbes. This could be seen as another sign that she partly believes in Hobbes as was made very obvious when Mom and Dad searched for Hobbes in 1988 and Mom called out for him.
I responded to this strip by mentioning that I used to enjoy hot chocolate with marshmallows but had stopped having marshmallows because I had been advised to cut down on my sugar due to excessive sugar in my bloodstream. I also mentioned that the same medical examination had revealed I have “the blood pressure of a teenager”. Someone replied, “You’d better give it back.”
I’ve had another medical examination this weekend and I’m happy to say that my blood pressure is still very good and that my sugar level has come down very well in the past two years.
I’ll always be grateful to the girlfriend who taught me to enjoy an ice cream cone on a cold day. It is so pleasant to enjoy it for half an hour rather than lapping frantically for five minutes.
Calvin’s logic in this strip is exactly the same as the company that runs our tolls roads here in Colorado. Most expensive tolls I’ve seen anywhere in the country, but they just keep raising them and wonder why more people don’t use them.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
It’s probably lemon ices now.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 4 years ago
Keep jacking up the prices, and then you’ll strike it rich.
codycab about 4 years ago
Is Calvin for real?! The weather is basically a freezer now.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
know of anyone who drinks cold drinks outside in the cold?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 4 years ago
Calvin would sell refrigerators to the Inuit .
Zykoic about 4 years ago
Bonds? Conservative cat.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 4 years ago
The kid’s a born MBA.
admiree2 about 4 years ago
Another Trump U grad goes west, uhhh north, to make his fortune.
Calvin might have missed the lesson about failing at business, but brand your name and then borrow from the underworld so you can be blackmailed and forever in debt to your foreign masters.
Dino_Charger_24 about 4 years ago
Very bad, Calvin!
sargon1 about 4 years ago
Perhaps he could make a deal with the Pentagon. They often think that way.
jagedlo about 4 years ago
I see the fur isn’t for keeping you warm, Hobbes…
westcarleton about 4 years ago
That’s cable/satellite TVs plan… “people are leaving in droves, so better crank the price up so we can still make a profit.”
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Wonder why Hobbes isn’t warm to the idea? :D
ForrestOverin about 4 years ago
If you want to find out just how cold it is, Calvin, charge $5,000 per glass. Oh, and start really early in the morning!
Who, me? about 4 years ago
This site is becoming too political.
AJ2016 about 4 years ago
Just need to re-brand it from “Ice-Cold” to “Eco-Friendly” and it’ll be flying off the shelves…, ehh, sidewalk… Also charge $4.99, people will think they’re getting a better deal…
YippiKiAyMofo about 4 years ago
Isn’t that how car sales work? Charge more, sell less?
Lecherous about 4 years ago
It was an eye opener for me that I could make a decent cup of coffee for less than $0.25.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
Is this how Howard Schulz got started?
coltish1 about 4 years ago
Calvin doesn’t know it, but he’s learning about elasticity of demand, or in this case, the lack thereof.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 4 years ago
Tell them about how you’ll include free ice cubes with every glass.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Raise the price to 20 bucks and call it “organic” and give it a French sounding name like Le’mon-d squeeze. That always works.
Calvinist1966 about 4 years ago
This winter-themed strip reminded me of a strip about two years ago where Calvin and Hobbes had been playing in the snow and Mom had made hot chocolate with marshmallows in for both Calvin and Hobbes. This could be seen as another sign that she partly believes in Hobbes as was made very obvious when Mom and Dad searched for Hobbes in 1988 and Mom called out for him.
I responded to this strip by mentioning that I used to enjoy hot chocolate with marshmallows but had stopped having marshmallows because I had been advised to cut down on my sugar due to excessive sugar in my bloodstream. I also mentioned that the same medical examination had revealed I have “the blood pressure of a teenager”. Someone replied, “You’d better give it back.”
I’ve had another medical examination this weekend and I’m happy to say that my blood pressure is still very good and that my sugar level has come down very well in the past two years.
Mando about 4 years ago
It’s probably just Ice now instead of ice cold lemonade.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
Headed for Wall Street. Or Madison Avenue anyway.
BiggerNate91 about 4 years ago
Pretty soon it’ll be ten dollars a chunk.
Andrew Moore about 4 years ago
He’s on to how Mercedes sells their cars.
KEA about 4 years ago
sell it for 50¢ …sell the antidote for $10
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
I’ll always be grateful to the girlfriend who taught me to enjoy an ice cream cone on a cold day. It is so pleasant to enjoy it for half an hour rather than lapping frantically for five minutes.
Robert4170 about 4 years ago
Calvin has always shown an utter obliviousness to basic economics.
codedaddy about 4 years ago
Wants to put all of his beggs in one askit.
Ermine Notyours about 4 years ago
He’ll make up the loss by selling hot chocolate in summer.
scotta775 about 4 years ago
He could claim his lemonade gives you energy, put it in small cans, charge twice as much as a soda, make millions.
c4racecar about 4 years ago
That’s how General Motors did it years ago.
yangeldf about 4 years ago
this isn’t the only time Calvin got supply and demand backwards
Lightpainter about 4 years ago
Switch from lemonade to beer, Calvin.
Super flop about 4 years ago
yup, that’s the joke codycab.
nelsonks3646 about 4 years ago
Fred trump.
vjorgensen54 about 4 years ago
reminds me of the governor of calif.
RandomLantern445 about 4 years ago
You sell lemonade when it is cold out?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 4 years ago
Calvin, you have a great future in Apple.
cmxx about 4 years ago
“All my savings are in bonds.”
ROFL!
phoenixnyc about 4 years ago
“Fight fire with fire”, so why not “fight cold with cold”?
Bilx_YT ッ about 4 years ago
What’s your favorite comic
CalvinAndHobbesFan about 4 years ago
i love calvin and hobbes
hagarthehorrible about 4 years ago
I wonder what kind of company bonds did Hobbes put his savings. Some may be surely dealing with tuna.
William Stoneham Premium Member about 4 years ago
Calvin’s logic in this strip is exactly the same as the company that runs our tolls roads here in Colorado. Most expensive tolls I’ve seen anywhere in the country, but they just keep raising them and wonder why more people don’t use them.
AnimeGamerJames$25 about 4 years ago
Yeah don’t sell as much.