Close to Home by John McPherson for October 29, 2020

One thing was left off your navigation system. Sharpen claws on furniture then nap.

Poor little pussy….cat,

Oh wait, life isn’t much different as a dog isn’t it?!

Bleeb ……. dogs, cat, humans, what’s the difference? The big question for the poor little alien.

If it’s been an especially boring day, hid under the front bush, then give the chihuahua a bad time until he breaks his leash!!

8pm: chase the dreaded laser pointer

It left out a step: “Meow to be let out.”

So that’s why cats keep getting lost. They follow all of those instructions while going in a straight line.

Those instructions are missing a few critical steps: “Throw up hairball on living room rug. Immediately meow to be let out again. Then back in. Out. In.”

When you’re inside, meow to go out; when you’re outside, meow to come in. Repeat a dozen times; then do the other stuff.

And I thought is was “Wake up, hate everything, make everyones life a misery, demand food, shred the furnishings, nap!”

Sounds more like a cat’s day planner. Run for your life, Bleeb!

Sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep eat sleep sleep sleep sleep poop sleep sleep sleep zoomies in the living room sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep start over.

Look out, Bleeb! That cat doesn’t look too bright and might mistake you for a bug!

Hi Little Alien Dude! Hi Everyone! Waving back at you Bleeb! :)

That sounds more like a dog’s routine. Cats are much more considered in their habits. They deliberately patrol and investigate their territories, and are exploratory of what’s beyond, given the opportunity. There’s a reason we have the expression, Curiosity killed the cat.

This one is so perfect I had to share it with my cat group on Facebook!

Lots of catmatic catterel here today.

this also could work out for dogs