Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 04, 2020

Neanderthals; They were very spearitual.

Sacré bleu!

I’m sure not all French poodles were born in France. Which means they can’t be French.

German Shepherds aren’t from Germany, and Great Danes aren’t from Denmark.

They ain’t no ladies.

French poodles aren’t French. French fires aren’t French. What is French? Frenchs are French?

That’s not very lady like.

Ladybug, Ladybug

Fly away home

Your house is on fire

And your children are a nice crispy golden-brown.

My name is Mr Tinkle. I am a very agreeable French poodle: I go oui oui oui all day long!

Og Ford was the Neanderthal that developed the spear assembly line.

After dinner all that are left are the ladies.

Poodles born in France are French. Poodles born in the U.S. are American. Poodles born in Quebec are confused.

Mass production of tools made by Neanderthals were determined by archaeologists who had discovered a father’s day sale sign at an underground ‘Cave Depot’.

I thought ladybugs ate aphids.

Made in a 60,000-year-old Neanderthal factory is better than “Made in China”.

One French poodle to another: “If you oui, oui on me; I Poo Poo on you!”

Quite the spear mint in that cave. Latter Ugh Floop invented chewing gum.

Take care, may the stored by with you, and gesundheit.

To say a French poodle isn’t french just dumb and ignorant.

I’ve been bitten by a Japaneses lady beetle. Sounds funny, but it was sharp.

In fact they’re not dogs, they’re a variety of miniature sheep…

So how did Poodles start being called French, if they’re not?