The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 07, 2020

So is he dividing or multiplying …?

But Ana what are you doing teaching math? I thought biochemistry was your bailiwick.

Their sex-ed class must be a bore. They have to do it by themselves.

alex is so embarrassed – he really wishes he could split…

Omg lol that’s hilarious

“Not only can I show you how to divide, I can show you how to .. Divide and Conquer”

Given how they reproduce wouldn’t it be Asexual Education?

Shouldn’t that be Alexandria?

This joke is kinda cilia.

This was bound to happen. Earlier in English class Alex was conjugating.

Later in Political Science, he can show them how to be divide again.

Used to be a one cell schoolhouse.

She’s just being hyper.

He feels so disconnected at times

Eek, it’s a late stage zygote.

I know he’s just a germ , but I find it offensive that he would do that in front of the whole class.

He actually got the right answer. There are 7 red dots in his protoplasm.

Getting jiggly with it.

Ever the class clown, Alexander cellfishly wastes the teacher’s time with his antics.

“Teacher, it’s too cold in here. I can’t feel mitosis anymore.”

He got bored with the class and decided to go fission.

Don’t step on mitosis.

hahahaha

Hey, teacher, you have to be more specific in stating your instructions.

Just another day at Petrie Dish Number 483 Middle School.

Wrong answer. It’s seven, not two…

Ms. Bolic will soon be calling Alexander’s mother on her cell phone.