Huh. Vampire trees and kite-eating trees. You’d think they’d tell us of these types of trees in kindergarten. :-)
That was a treemendous surprise…
And so the vampire goes doddering off into the distance.
“I vahnt to bite your trunk!”
Must have been a huon.
They are born on the night of a full moon by draping seersucker over a sick-amore…
It all goes back to the night Vlad Dracul took blood from someone who was tripping on an extra potent dose of Acid.
He went around and bit so Many strange things.
So, now we have vampire Trees, vampire Turnips, vampire sheep, even vampire Mushrooms.
With any luck, the vampire sapsucker left you with enough sap to survive, and not Turn. We don’t need two vampire trees slinking around at night!
Either way, it really still is a beautiful October night.
Sap-suckers?
They’re for the birds!
Kali about 4 years ago
Huh. Vampire trees and kite-eating trees. You’d think they’d tell us of these types of trees in kindergarten. :-)
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
That was a treemendous surprise…
DavidPlatt about 4 years ago
And so the vampire goes doddering off into the distance.
Durak Premium Member about 4 years ago
“I vahnt to bite your trunk!”
Jml58 about 4 years ago
Must have been a huon.
Craig Westlake about 4 years ago
They are born on the night of a full moon by draping seersucker over a sick-amore…
bakana about 4 years ago
It all goes back to the night Vlad Dracul took blood from someone who was tripping on an extra potent dose of Acid.
He went around and bit so Many strange things.
So, now we have vampire Trees, vampire Turnips, vampire sheep, even vampire Mushrooms.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
With any luck, the vampire sapsucker left you with enough sap to survive, and not Turn. We don’t need two vampire trees slinking around at night!
NWdryad about 4 years ago
Either way, it really still is a beautiful October night.
gammaguy about 4 years ago
Sap-suckers?
They’re for the birds!