Close to Home by John McPherson for November 05, 2020

At least the man knows his limitations.

No, Trump bought them all.

What books for imbeciles?

If you’ve read all the “For Dummies” books, does that still make you a dummy? ;D

All of the blithering idiot books are only available as e-books.

Preferably no words just pictures.

Look in the Bargain Bin…make that the giveaway box. You will find Managing A Good Nation Into Near Oblivion by a D.J. Trumpedty.

Lemme check. If it’s not in stock, I’m sure we can get it for you.

I tried reading a “For Dummies” book once. I was so confused after the first 10 pages I gave up trying to read it.

I’m sorry, sir. Blithering idiots don’t read.

I’d like to see that edition lol

aisle 4 , under B

Isn’t there an “Idiot’s Guide” series?

“I see you have The Leech of Borneo. Do you also have The Giant Rat of Sumatra?”

“Art of the Deal’ comes to mind.

The Congressional Record.

Just one book left, Home Electric Wiring Repairs for Blithering Idiots. Good luck with that!

“Yes sir, we do. As a matter fact it’s right here.”

“Tʜᴇ Bᴇɢɪɴɴᴇʀs Gᴜɪᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ Lɪᴘ Dɪᴅᴅʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ Tʜᴜᴍʙ Tᴡɪᴅᴅʟɪɴɢ – A Pʀɪᴍᴇʀ Fᴏʀ Bʟɪᴛʜᴇʀᴇʀs“

The comic book section is over there by the fantasy books. Help yourself.

Nope. Liberals have all of them.

Try the Trump section.

Guess he’s not so dumb after all.

That is a new category.

Sure. Any book written by a Fox News host or frequent guest!

I used to blither a lot, then I saw rachel maddow an realized I could never measure up.