Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 09, 2020

Hey, those are fully dressed turkeys sitting in the first row.

I thought it was supposed to be down in front.

Looks like the cook is stuffed. The movie could be viewed as a comedy (the audience is certainly not sad) or a horror movie where the monster finally meets his/its end). Whatever, the movie is definitely not going to be a “turkey” at the box office.

3 guesses as to where that stuffing is going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gthYFN8itUo

Cram Berry.

That’s right, he gets it with the stovetop!

“Bend over and spread ’em.”

the tables have turned unsuspectingly for this guy.

The alarm bell is winging.

Everyone gets stuffed at Thanksgiving dinner.

He’s gonna be stuffed after this.

I’m gobbling with excitement.

Should have shown the guy with plumbers crack

“Get stuffed.”