Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 27, 2020

Where’ve I seen her before? Is she stalking me?

A trait nowhere near as attractive as that hairdo.

OMG!! I hurt myself laughing at the Herman Cain Bad Lip Reading clip on the Blog. Whew! Still catching my breath.

Homicidal overconfidence is good, but it’s not surveillance pickle good.

Do better.

(I’m still bitter about that “Rotifer is probably losing his damn mind …” canard)

Pathologically self-deprecating.

when encountering her as she is smiling, leaf her be

You don’t stand an outside chance but you can try.

She’s too cute to be behind bars.

(To myself, through my own toothy grin and weak chortle)

“Hee-hee-eeeeee…. back away, slowly…”

I get a Gruen Transfer every time I enter the Frog Blog.

…it has to be said…

…she’s killing it…

…but first, she hand to take a stab at it…

…and give it her best shot…

…she quickly learned to be cutthroat…

…and drive over her competitors…

…(if that’s a thing)…

…she gave them enough rope to hang themselves…

…and dig their own graves…

…and that hair is awesome!…

Killer smile …!

I’m sure I went to high school with her.

I guess she can KILL them with her smile.

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I’ve heard of suicidal overconfidence, but I’m having trouble seeing how homicidal overconfidence works. Maybe driving your Corvette at midnight after winning a margarita drinking contest? Yeah, that would count. But MTM would never have done that, would she? There must be something about overperkiness that could be homicidal, but I can’t put my finger on it.

I had no idea that Mary Tyler Moore was a homicidal manic.

The Fred is a Military issue can opener. They come in packs of rations.

Whatever happens, don’t cross her! She knows she is always right, and woe betide the fool who dares to say otherwise.

I think we were in school together in the 1950s. She’s looking ’50s-hot, though her eye shadow is a bit heavy. Bad influences, no doubt; running with the Wild Ones….

One of the more obscure pageants…