Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 19, 2020

If that’s the size of the bagues, I’ll take a baguette, thank you.

he looks like he’s ready to bague it for today…

“Bague? Plastic or paper?”

I love the look on the man’s face. Lol.

The upper crust ……

Shagadelic, but it’s not my bague, baby.

He must be expecting American tourists.

I want to see a Bague that’s barge size

you know bagues is rings in French. Since baguette is French, not really original

Hold two long, skinny loaves of bread up to your cheeks.

“I must be a little tired…I have bag-ettes under my eyes.”

Hate to see the armpit those fit under

You have to pay extra to take a bague on the bus.

Something that puzzles me: “Bague” is “ring” in French, so “baguette” should mean “little ring.” But it doesn’t—it means “stick” or “wand,” according to Wikipedia. Pourquoi? Je ne comprends pas.

I couldn’t finish one of those huge loaves. I got bagued down in it.

We’re going to need a bigger butter knife!

Un blague, évidemment.

If he gets paid with counterfeit currency, is he getting sour dough?