Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 06, 2020

As you wish, your Royal Mattress.

Hey, I bet she lost her tag ages ago.

And the King comes with twins. (Box springs, that is.)

Didn’t catch it…. is it a mattress? Means a queen bed? Tks…..

It can be kind of a drag, though.

She certainly doesn’t look single.

Why did she have to look it up? Is her memory foam shot?

How did beds get named after gendered royalty? We should do that with cars and houses too. Princess Jetta parked next to the Prince Ranch.

A lot of mattresses discover that they’re twins.

i’m a full :(

Without the comment, I had no idea what that object was. Mark missed the mark with this one.

Didn’t get this one… :/

(Someone who explains it to a foreigner?)

Must be from Sqornshellous Zeta

Thank God for comments. I had NO idea what was being depicted in the strip. It wasn’t a book, so what was it?

What ancestry websites tell you isn’t trustworthy; the assertions have no foundation.

oh this needs to be put to …..

The Mrs and I are both over 6 feet tall. We have had various numbers of cats and dogs as well as twin girls and sometimes someone needed to snuggle in bed during a storm or windy night or after a bad dream. Having a king-size bed is good for that and even if you only share it with someone else. It as a four cat night last night and it will probably get colder as winter kicks in.