Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 06, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    As you wish, your Royal Mattress.

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    Hey, I bet she lost her tag ages ago.

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    And the King comes with twins. (Box springs, that is.)

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    varesenicola  almost 4 years ago

    Didn’t catch it…. is it a mattress? Means a queen bed? Tks…..

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It can be kind of a drag, though.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 4 years ago

    She certainly doesn’t look single.

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    LilyGilder  almost 4 years ago

    Why did she have to look it up? Is her memory foam shot?

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    mikeyman  almost 4 years ago

    How did beds get named after gendered royalty? We should do that with cars and houses too. Princess Jetta parked next to the Prince Ranch.

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    A lot of mattresses discover that they’re twins.

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    bxclent  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    i’m a full :(

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    DickEstel Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Without the comment, I had no idea what that object was. Mark missed the mark with this one.

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    Silvia Peressini  almost 4 years ago

    Didn’t get this one… :/

    (Someone who explains it to a foreigner?)

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    Must be from Sqornshellous Zeta

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Thank God for comments. I had NO idea what was being depicted in the strip. It wasn’t a book, so what was it?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What ancestry websites tell you isn’t trustworthy; the assertions have no foundation.

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    oakie817  almost 4 years ago

    oh this needs to be put to …..

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The Mrs and I are both over 6 feet tall. We have had various numbers of cats and dogs as well as twin girls and sometimes someone needed to snuggle in bed during a storm or windy night or after a bad dream. Having a king-size bed is good for that and even if you only share it with someone else. It as a four cat night last night and it will probably get colder as winter kicks in.

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