Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2020

So, topless beaches are out?

I have mine on.

Stephan really knows how to milk a gag.

Titillating.

Yes, we know it’s depressing, because you say that every single day! Don’t you guys ever talk about anything else?

Maybe Pigata posted that “news” story to mess with Pig to get him to dress like her.

I have three nipples . Am I more dangerous ?

The latest news is, the virus can emanate from your belly button!

Yes, Rat. Yes, it is.

It is, Rat, but most other ages were very depressing as well. The rest were very, very, depressing.

They could start wearing clothes.

For three days after the election, there were still people on the sidewalk waving campaign signs. There are still Trump supporters waiving signs for him.

Yep. Those people definitely exist.

this just proves that it’s important to keep abreast of the news…

Tit’s OK, anatomically they’re just glorified sweat glands anyway!

Pig? How many will you need?

Why blame social media alone when the mainstream media are paid propagandists.

So now, the guys will have to wear government mandated “Bro-zziers”?

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!

Bro-kini?

Well, hope that will save your chest, you swine.

So, if it’s the same with women, as long as they’re wearing bras, we’re safe.

“It’s just a re-tweet”

Pig the new "Tin Man " If I only had a brain ! … Croc Power !

Pigs have nipples all over their stomachs.

Goat could use a nip of liquor for this.

Kinda like the people who believed Russian collusion.

Aha! It all goes back to Janet’s “Wardrobe accident!”

We must nip this in the bud!!

PIG never disappoints…LOL

Pig should become a nipple salesman like Ren & Stimpy

judging by the recent election… a LOT of people do… and I’m with Rat on this one— Very Depressing

As they sit together unmasked….

Nip this rumour in the bud before it the government hears about it. We even need to be worried about Minks now and I have never even seen one at the Zoo.

pig doesnt have nipples

my husband is missing in this comic…he gets all of his news from fox news & a.m. radio…very, very scary

Trust, but verify, then come back and curse them with a worm.

Nice to see Pig keep abreast of the situation!

I wear a nipple guard. It’s called a shirt.

Honest, this strip used to be funny!

@Bruce Shopsky: Croc Power!

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2012/07/19

But social medias post from actual vetted news sources are fine right? Obviously FOX News doesn’t count.

Wouldn’t that be called a “bra”?

A shocking strip. I thought for sure that it was going to end up with a pun.

Guessing Pig in a Bullet Bra was nixed by the Comic Censors!

I refuse to be suckered into buying bras for myself, no matter what!

Just wear a frickin shirt