Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 16, 2020

Never had a problem with IKEA products. All pieces and the allen key were supplied.

The Allen key they included in mine was for a left-handed person…

Build your own punchline. Start with a boxing glove.

You gotta really worry when you discover you have three screws missing…..

need a different tool to make that punchline work…

they left the punchline out today

I hope no one wrenches their back.

Visiting IKEA makes me dizzy.

I gave up on assembling furniture years ago. I discovered that it wasn’t one of my talents.

The joke is that there is no umlaut over a “U” in Swedish.

The directions use Swedish Mime font.

Any one of The Three Stooges can help.

When you finish assembling it, you find you have screwballs left over.

Shop class was required in my H.S. so I never had any problems with IKEA.

They work fine if you mow widdershins.

How about the assembly drawings by Escher?