Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 21, 2020

I’ll bet it gets better mileage.

Probably stands the test of time.

Where’s the bathroom?

Maybe it’s a flying car mat.

As long as it’s not a 737 Max, no issues with it.

Doormat?

Commuter flight.

just pull the rug out from under him.

Wait!! Is it a Tesla carpet?

I see standing room only….

Can you fly on a runner?

Steppenwolf: ♪ “You don’t know what we can find, why don’t you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride…” ♫

Was that made in a bathmat factory in Kansas?

Too much sitting is bad for the heart, so they put in stand up desks at his office and switched out the company car-pets for stand-up rugs.

Here a tip for you Ali Baba, don’t fly over Israel.

Fezless punk!

I’d want one with a chair, preferably a recliner…

Hoverboard?

Are flying carpets considered cultural misappropriation?

Who knew the old guy would prefer a long board?

Standing room only.