Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 01, 2020

The result of inadequate parenting.

Drop the package on his foot. That will give him instant painful gratification.

“One, if you want it so fast, you can race out here and take it from me.

And two, gratify THIS.”

Microwave Dave, world’s worst doctor, had no patience (patients).

“Well, then, you should have ordered the Express Delivery”

Bully!

Better offer a great gratuity to the delivery guy.

People like that make me want to ralph.

I used to really enjoy the antici ……………… [YAWN] ……………………. pation.

TOO LONG! No TIP for YOU!

Lord, grant me patience and I want it right now

It’s it great what you can get from Amazon these days.

He needs to hurry up and learn patience!

This is what we have come to expect from technology; a nanosecond of patience.

Yeah, he wants those Hickory Farms fruitcakes now.