Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 03, 2020

With this “Covid-19” business, I’m surprised there aren’t viral “witch hunts” to root out people who may have come down with the pandemic. ;/

I like to just walk around chanting in a listless, utterly resigned voice “It’s all over. We’re all gonna die.”

Times are, I’ll feel a sneeze, a regular sneeze, dime a dozen pre covid, and if I’m around people, I’ll suppress it to the point where I can feel my upper vertebrae rattle as it goes off.

The guy Then and Now is sneezing into the same shirt. You would think that it would be pretty yucky by Now. (Once snot hardens, it doesn’t com out in the wash. Don’t ask me how I know.)

Ralph!! Where’s YOUR mask????

Nowadays, at work, someone sneezes and then they immediately say, “It’s not the ‘rona.”

smh

Good luck with god blessing anything. He either doesn’t exist or is totally apathetic to our collective and individual plight.

The kid behind the deli did this, I went “‘Warning Warning,’ ‘Danger, Will Robinson!’ sneezes are verboten.” And he changed his mask, top, and doused his hands and re-gloved after a quick glance at me.

At least he’s sneezing into his elbow.

I cough…a lot. I get phunny looks. “Guaranteed 100% non-contagious but 100% fatal.” Usually does it.

aint that the truth

Heard someone hacking up a lung near the entrance to our condo building the other day. We were grateful we didn’t have anywhere to go so we stayed in our home. Person was out there for at least 2 minutes or so coughing. I can only imagine the looks they were getting. lol