Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 04, 2020

It won’t be long before newspapers go the way of….the dinosaurs.

“News – Paper… what? They kill trees! Don’t they know people recycle!?”

BTW – I like newspaper print. It is very absorbent. Perfect to send through a paper shredder and then in the litter box to soak up all the cat… ahm… er… are we allowed to use such words???

There’s something about holding a newspaper in your hands and reading words on a page.

I think she means the “news” part, not the “paper” part.

Aren’t most “newspapers” online now? Every morning I read the comics here first. It puts me in a better frame of mind for when I bring up the newspaper next.

What I don’t understand is why, now that papers are online, they still show the comics in black and white (except Sundays).

Wood pulp is farmed, just like okra. Tastes better too.

I think that I have heard about newspapers. Aren’t they black and white and red all over.

From an episode of Max Headroom: An 80-year-old hippie is complaining that his assistant doesn’t read books and he asks her “You’ve heard of books haven’t you?” And she answers “Certainly. Thats nonvolatile storage media.”

Exhibit 1 of what’s wrong with the world

One teenager to another: “Look at this, Dude! Some one took the time to download all of this stuff and put it in one package. How cool is that?”

Too sad.

All the news that’s fit to print.

I went to the recycling center. They don’t have a bin for newspaper anymore.

Typhoid Donnie is gonna get a job with the “Paper”..Zig Zag paper

I had a Sunday paper route. Delivered on my bike. Made more $ than the kid that delivered the other 6 days.

Newspaper is the best for cleaning windows. Better than paper towel. Also much better to use in the yard or garden than landscaping cloth.

In answer to your question, yes, I do believe you may use the word ‘cat’.

Poor lass is lacking in education.