A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful..
He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” The waiter replied, “Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull’s testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!”
The cowboy, undaunted, said, “What the heck, I’m on vacation, I’ll have some!” The waiter replied, “I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy for tomorrow”
The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday”
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si, Senor … sometimes the bull wins.”
Did anyone understand Hilburn’s joke today? I confess I couldn’t. The comments are full of lame attempts at double entendre using bowling terms so perhaps no one else got the joke? Please explain if so!
FreihEitner Premium Member about 4 years ago
Hmm, is it a ballfighter or a bowlfighter?
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
somehow bola de bolos! doesn’t quite have the same ring as toro!…
Kind&Kinder about 4 years ago
I’m afraid if Senor Pin has a ball, he may have to join a splinter group!
cdward about 4 years ago
Raging Ball.
iggyman about 4 years ago
Never saw a bowling ball snort before!
iggyman about 4 years ago
“Pin him down, Pin him down” the crowd roared!
rexxster about 4 years ago
Croms about 4 years ago
Enough said. I’ll spare you any further jokes.
Jerry Bentley about 4 years ago
Raging Ball!
pathamil about 4 years ago
Looks like the ball is about to strike…
Nate England about 4 years ago
O-lane!
gokarDun about 4 years ago
I have no Pinterest in this.
Darryl Heine about 4 years ago
Strike or spare?
WilliamRichmond about 4 years ago
Well, he is in the bullpin!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
Time to uncork this old chestnut:
A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful..
He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” The waiter replied, “Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull’s testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!”
The cowboy, undaunted, said, “What the heck, I’m on vacation, I’ll have some!” The waiter replied, “I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy for tomorrow”
The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday”
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si, Senor … sometimes the bull wins.”
joyridehawk about 4 years ago
Take the ball by the holes!
uniquename about 4 years ago
Does the crowd yell, “BOWLE!”?
codedaddy about 4 years ago
Did anyone understand Hilburn’s joke today? I confess I couldn’t. The comments are full of lame attempts at double entendre using bowling terms so perhaps no one else got the joke? Please explain if so!
I was FRAMED!!!!!! about 4 years ago
About sums up my last bowling night……….
zeexenon about 4 years ago
Rollin rollin rollin rawhide, or a sudden earthquake and hill, I suppose.
mwksix about 4 years ago
If the ball charges and the pintadore avoids him, does the stadium yell “Gutteré!” ?
Lablubber about 4 years ago
Meanwhile… In Pamplona…
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 years ago
The crowd isn’t wearing masks! There’s bound to be a “PIN”demic!
Bilan about 4 years ago
The puns here are too rampant. You guys need to get your minds out of the gutter . . . (oops)
PaulGoes about 4 years ago
I understand they’re going on strike
Homerville Premium Member about 4 years ago
Strike n spare not.
tinstar about 4 years ago
You can never find a pin, when you want one.