Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 21, 2020

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 4 years ago

    He did not “miss” anything while away.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    And yes. That’s how we got your twin brother Wally too.

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    I got here because during WW2 there was gasoline rationing and my parents were stuck at home.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    They found him at a KMart Bluelight Special. ooops wrong strip.

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    otforever  almost 4 years ago

    He’s still trying to find himself.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’s an easier explanation than “the birds and bees”.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Found at the supermarket riding the royal mustang, coin operated.

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He’s a foundling.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    “Now go play with your sister Dora.”

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    formathe  almost 4 years ago

    I was born May 52 and was a second born. I cannot find any valid event that would have created me in 51, so I’m gonna assume the old man was simply horny.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I tried telling that to my younger brother but he’s not buying it…

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