Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for November 16, 2020

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

― Terry Pratchett

It’s in their genetic code.

“We hypotize them with our power of purring. They STILL haven’t figured that out yet, the fools! Meowwwwwaahahh ahahahaha hahah!”

How would cats know about SECOND best?

My cat Boots is my second best friend, my wife has the first spot

My cat knows she is a Goddess.

I thought Tucker was smart enough to know not to ask a cat about a cat’s behavior.

Cuteness.. it’s all they have and they use it well.

I always liked that historically we had to go get dogs, but cats choose us.

I think there’s a secret code used in their MEOW to hypnotize us into being their slaves. As you probably already know, cats don’t meow in the wild. Only with people.

My cats are not “friends”, but they are terrific companions. Their care can be a pain in the neck, but I wouldn’t trade them for anything. I’ve had one or more cats in my life for going on 50 years now.

What do you mean ‘friend’, we’re their masters.

Dogs have people. Cats have staff.

I thought man’s second best friend was his bartender.