“You know something, coach, if we’re being chewed out for supporting the girls’ volleyball team, then maybe we can take that time to get a headstart on homework instead. Nothing to bother about any more.”
(Never mind, of course, “You know something, coach, screw it: I’m a senior on a team where my best worth seems to be handing the ball off to someone else, and even doing that I play half the game at best. This is the end of my football career anyway — I’d have a hard time making a Division III team as a walk-on with that kind of resume. So take your silly garbage about where I should be sitting on the bleachers in my free time and stick it up your backside. Here’s my uniform and helmet.”)
Great, Chance and Charlie are trying hard to support the team by not picking a side, so Gil leans on them and forces them to spill their guts when they don’t want to point fingers of guilt at their team mates for bad behavior? Not sure that abuse of the innocent is a good coaching technique. (I’d have been happier if Chance and Charlie had shown up in Gil’s office saying, “Coach, I think the team has a problem.” and let Gil be the wise father figure he often managed in the good old days. Or do students no longer trust him enough to come in and talk/ask for help?)
In all reality Gil , Honey, I think you shouldn’t describe your actions as " squeezing it out of them " ,it will only get you in trouble . You’re right Mimi , I’m so lucky to have you.
GilPa will go to the two QB system because he hates controversy. Alternatively, it may be the “Wuhan Rivalry Virus” that will wipe out the team and the season!!!
“At least we were at the game! Your wife is the COACH and we didn’t see you hanging around! Were you too busy drawing up ‘off-tackle dive play #51’ to show up, Mr. Athletic Director?”
P1 – Careful Gil. WIth that look on Kaz’s face, and the position he’s in, it might get unpleasant in a few seconds.
P2 – Did you guys grow up in a barn? Shut the damn door!
P3 – Ooh, a gratuitous hand gesture and EES in the same panel!
And speaking of gratuitous, if you want gratuitous violence and nudity, well, I can’t help you today. But if you want ridiculousness, just check out today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
Ravenswing almost 4 years ago
“You know something, coach, if we’re being chewed out for supporting the girls’ volleyball team, then maybe we can take that time to get a headstart on homework instead. Nothing to bother about any more.”
Ravenswing almost 4 years ago
(Never mind, of course, “You know something, coach, screw it: I’m a senior on a team where my best worth seems to be handing the ball off to someone else, and even doing that I play half the game at best. This is the end of my football career anyway — I’d have a hard time making a Division III team as a walk-on with that kind of resume. So take your silly garbage about where I should be sitting on the bleachers in my free time and stick it up your backside. Here’s my uniform and helmet.”)
bitsy twill almost 4 years ago
Shout out to the coronavirus!
Lawrence.S almost 4 years ago
Great, Chance and Charlie are trying hard to support the team by not picking a side, so Gil leans on them and forces them to spill their guts when they don’t want to point fingers of guilt at their team mates for bad behavior? Not sure that abuse of the innocent is a good coaching technique. (I’d have been happier if Chance and Charlie had shown up in Gil’s office saying, “Coach, I think the team has a problem.” and let Gil be the wise father figure he often managed in the good old days. Or do students no longer trust him enough to come in and talk/ask for help?)
Charks almost 4 years ago
If they work together successfully they don’t have to like each other. See Joe Tinker and Johnny Evers.
Mr Reality almost 4 years ago
In all reality Gil , Honey, I think you shouldn’t describe your actions as " squeezing it out of them " ,it will only get you in trouble . You’re right Mimi , I’m so lucky to have you.
timbob2313 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A “healthy rivalry between our 2 qb?” Nope, seeing it has totally poisoned the rest of the team. Face it, gilpa really fracked up this time.
Bucky almost 4 years ago
GilPa will go to the two QB system because he hates controversy. Alternatively, it may be the “Wuhan Rivalry Virus” that will wipe out the team and the season!!!
jslabotnik almost 4 years ago
P4: Chance and Charlie: We’re going to side with Rapp, he’s proven he can move the offense! And is a lot better at play-calling than you.
jslabotnik almost 4 years ago
A good method for unifying people is to point out something/someone they mutually despise. We choose you coach
bearwku82 almost 4 years ago
P1- Kaz: Virus? You mean Delta house? Gil: Of course I mean Delta house you twerp!
P2- Way to go to the root of the problem Gil and run an end around for information.
P3- GilPa channels his Eddie Haskell and gives Will and Rapp the business. Is Thorp talking about uniting the team or romancing CK?
TheBrownStarfish almost 4 years ago
P1, I told you to use a fresh loofah every time Kaz!
P2, The shower talk never stops with Gil.
P3, Um, you’re the coach, what are you gonna do about it?
Irish53 almost 4 years ago
So this is what makes Gil lose it and yell?
hifirick1953 almost 4 years ago
Kaz playing it coy.
hifirick1953 almost 4 years ago
Emergency QB coming up to start next game!
Bluedarter almost 4 years ago
“At least we were at the game! Your wife is the COACH and we didn’t see you hanging around! Were you too busy drawing up ‘off-tackle dive play #51’ to show up, Mr. Athletic Director?”
dadjo almost 4 years ago
Today’s strip does not rate an 11 out of 11.
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Why not issue different color jerseys to each of the two camps? Team Rapp can be the liberos!
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham almost 4 years ago
It looked as though Gil was going to have to do some actual coaching, but cleverly managed to outsource it to some teenagers.
oldsmkysyvr almost 4 years ago
“What am I going to do about it? I’m going to make my right eye pop out of my skull!”
Bluedarter almost 4 years ago
Wildcat Maris has commissioned Sign Man to paint 3 billboards around Milford, FREE TERRY’S ARM.
Mopman almost 4 years ago
P1 – Careful Gil. WIth that look on Kaz’s face, and the position he’s in, it might get unpleasant in a few seconds.
P2 – Did you guys grow up in a barn? Shut the damn door!
P3 – Ooh, a gratuitous hand gesture and EES in the same panel!
And speaking of gratuitous, if you want gratuitous violence and nudity, well, I can’t help you today. But if you want ridiculousness, just check out today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
twainreader almost 4 years ago
P-4: Put one of us on defense so we aren’t rivals. Then expel CK so we aren’t rivals, then buy the dog some alpo so it isn’t Rival
Irish53 almost 4 years ago
P 4: “…I guess we could just tag-team Corina…”