Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 07, 2020

Absence makes the heart grow…..yonder.

I think the term is " ghosted ", as in you’ve been ghosted

I wanted to make a joke about… she just went off to X on vacation. And X would be the popular vacation spot for politicians. But… I didn’t know the X! So… I Googled. The scary part… many articles about what governors are taking off to places like Italy and other places to escape the COVID epidemic. Most of the articles are no more than a couple of days old. Somehow… my joke… isn’t all that funny.

She doesn’t appear to be your girlfriend then.

She just needed a sugar-daddy to hang on to, who had some sugar.

She joined a cult.

There is the horrendous possibility due to Autopay for utilities and Direct Deposit from our ‘rich uncle’ that months ago she had actually “Fallen and can’t get up”. Sad.

Count your blessings…

I said the same thing, one time about an ex. She never turned up but her lawyer and a process server did!

She decided that print media is old and busted.

Uhhh, ‘Cosmo’ if it has been two weeks, I think I would start looking for new girl friend ! ! !

Spending more time with her husband.. now that she has a rough idea of the size of your bank account.

You need to get back on those psychedelic drugs.

Smart girl.

Look online. Google “invisible girlfriend.” You’ll be pleasantly surprised.

I know that feeling – being dumped, but being the last one to know about it.

I’m sure she’s making do, whoever do is.